Thursday, May 14, 2009

the wedding i went to pt. 4

    The food tasted less than appetizing. The fried rice was only lightly salted and the mutton curry was bland. Bride on a diet perhaps? Anyway, as I unwillingly ate, my eyes came across a drop-dead gorgeous bombshell on the other end of the room. For a moment I stared at her. Mouth wide open. Some of the rice in my mouth were falling out. My spooon just dropped out of my left hand. Gulp. Everything went down. I stood up and made my way towards her, pushing every hopping-mad dancing loony blocking my way. 

     She was standing right in front of me now. I said a friendly hello, she looked up at me and replied with the most beautiful smile.

      I took her hand and said (this really came to me on the fly),"When you smile I melt inside, I'm not  worthy for a minute of your time. I really wish it was only me and you, I'm jealous of everybody in the room. Please don't look at me with those eyes, please don't hint that your capable of lies. I dread the thought of all your love and bliss, a target theat i'm probably gonna miss,". lesson of love no.13 : reciting poems to a girl makes you sweat.

       She gave me another smile. Now I was really going to melt.

       She grabbed me by the hand and pulled me to the middle of the dancefloor. My heart was pounding. The last time I ever danced with a girl in my arms was way back when i was 6 years old. I was as nervous as ever. I was held helpless in her arms. The music started playing. All of a sudden my awkwardness vanished. My body began moving on its own. I could only wish the moment had lasted forever, but wishes will forever remain as is don't you think? 

        Pretty soon the time came for her to leave. We spoke goodbye and she gave me yet another of her unforgettable smiles. I could've just died right there. I never  saw her again since she walked out of the room.

         Nothing about the wedding really mattered after that. I was just drooling at the thought of her. We went home shortly later. 

         Guess what I found out the next day. The girl had written her number on a tissue and slid it into my pocket, but for all my luck's sake it was destroyed when I washed my pants in the machine. AAARRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A rainbowed variety of curses and swears just slipped of my tounge. 

THe eND :)