I was waiting for shaari at the school's rear entrance.
12.:35 then
he told me he'd be there by 12:30 lebih
so he showerd up at 1
nvrmind lah
so we left to tmn melawati 4 the auditions.
hell the raods were congested
we arrived at the area a half hour later
but only got to the studio at 1:45 cause the place was so secluded
met ground zero
talk2 a bit then one guy came and asked us to register
so we entered our band as:Swine Violence
some clowns were playing the didjereedoo(wth)
our turn came
oh god
just playlah
i'm pretty sure u know what we played
it went finebut on the 2nd song the guitar was somehow toned down
so much that i could barely hear it
ground zero's turn
they played lovebug and secret valentine
jun yan sounded a bit rough but everything else was good
then jwalita and regina were up
dam the girl could sing
and all the while she kept saying that she'd mess up
3:49
I told my dad that we'd be finished at 3:30
ape lagi?
I ran down the alley overtaking a few cars and across the road
i felt like I'd ran faster than Bolt
penat gile
i know i shoulda posted this on saturday but wth?
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
growing UP
its alright to tell me what you think about me I won't try to argue or hold it against you I know that you're leaving you must have your reasons the season is calling your pictures are falling down the steps that I retrace the sad look on your face the timing and structure did you hear he fukced her a day late a buck short I'm writing the report on losing and failing when I move I'm flailing now and it'll happen once again I'll turn to a friend someone who understands sees thru the masterplan but everybody's gone and I've been here for too long to face this on my own I guess this is growing up and maybe I'll see you at a movie sneak preview you'll show up and walk by on the arm of that guy and I'll smile and you'll wave we'll pretend it's okay the charade it won't last when he's gone I won't come back and it'll happen once again you'll turn to a friend someone who understands sees thru the masterplan but everybody's gone and you've been here for too long to face this on your own well I guess this is growing up
I've been here before a few times and I'm quite aware we're dying and your hands they shake with goodbyes and I'll take you back if you'd have me so here I am I'm trying so here I am are you ready come on let me hold you touch you feel you always kiss you taste you all night always and I'll miss your laugh your smile I'll admit I'm wrong if you'd tell me I'm so sick of fights I hate them lets start this again for real so here I am I'm trying so here I am are you ready come on let me hold you touch you feel you always kiss you taste you all night always I've been here before a few times and I'm quite aware we're dying
come on let me hold you touch you feel you always kiss you taste you all night always
always always
I've been here before a few times and I'm quite aware we're dying and your hands they shake with goodbyes and I'll take you back if you'd have me so here I am I'm trying so here I am are you ready come on let me hold you touch you feel you always kiss you taste you all night always and I'll miss your laugh your smile I'll admit I'm wrong if you'd tell me I'm so sick of fights I hate them lets start this again for real so here I am I'm trying so here I am are you ready come on let me hold you touch you feel you always kiss you taste you all night always I've been here before a few times and I'm quite aware we're dying
come on let me hold you touch you feel you always kiss you taste you all night always
always always
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
since I can't upload all the pics yet...........
Rules:*1. Those who get tagged must answer the question about themselves.
*2. At the end of the post, tag 10 people except the person who tagged you(tagger).*
3. Continue this game by sending to other people.(refer to rule No.2)
Time: 5:45 pm
Name: hakim
Age/Birthday: 15, 12/13/93. It's a celebrated day in a land on a continent on the other side of the world
School: skipped
Elder sisters: nay
Younger sisters: one whose nuts and slightly over dramatic
Elder brothers: ariff aka Skema King, formerly known as Godzilla
Younger brothers: check
Favourite liquids[drinks]: ice cream soda+tabasco+squashed peaches= mocktail of the year
Favourite consumables[food]: none. seriously
Favourite place to sleep: my butt on the stool with my head and feet touching the floor
Flying?: I'm like a bird, I always fly awayyyyyyyyyy
Swimming/Diving?: totally in for swimming. Me cuz and I used to swim whole days when we were in Penang. By night my skin and hair would sport the same colour.
How much friends in MSN?: no msn la.........
Couple?: my mind's set it to a nay. But some came close to changing it to a yay
Loved ones?: ALLAH, family, some friends, guitar, drums, picks and sticks, blink 182, carls jr, fire, pool, bed, apples, bicycle, receipts, music.
Get kicked on the butt: I kick ass, but never kicked in the ass. You'll Never Get Me!!!!
Allergic?: dust. once I sneezed a hole thru my handkerchief cuz I inhaled some dust while cleaning my room
Gastric?: had one during Hari Raya
Whole fortune: what's a whole fortune?
Age of marriage?: ideal : Im already married-to myself, but maybe I'll divorce and God hooks me up with a nice girl. no?
Children wanted?: 2. I can't do myself so I'll adopt
Age of death?: 63 would be nice. It's all God's in will though.
Animals in house?: I've had cats, hamsters, rabbits, fishes blah3. they all died
Longest fingernail ever kept : 1/2 a cm
Wanted birthday present : one way ticket to heaven
Q: In your dream, a god tells you that you are a billionaire in your dream world and gives you a wish. What would you wish for?
A: I'd give a way my wealth to the more needy. then for my wish I'd ask God to give me a million more wishes
I tag idzham
*2. At the end of the post, tag 10 people except the person who tagged you(tagger).*
3. Continue this game by sending to other people.(refer to rule No.2)
Time: 5:45 pm
Name: hakim
Age/Birthday: 15, 12/13/93. It's a celebrated day in a land on a continent on the other side of the world
School: skipped
Elder sisters: nay
Younger sisters: one whose nuts and slightly over dramatic
Elder brothers: ariff aka Skema King, formerly known as Godzilla
Younger brothers: check
Favourite liquids[drinks]: ice cream soda+tabasco+squashed peaches= mocktail of the year
Favourite consumables[food]: none. seriously
Favourite place to sleep: my butt on the stool with my head and feet touching the floor
Flying?: I'm like a bird, I always fly awayyyyyyyyyy
Swimming/Diving?: totally in for swimming. Me cuz and I used to swim whole days when we were in Penang. By night my skin and hair would sport the same colour.
How much friends in MSN?: no msn la.........
Couple?: my mind's set it to a nay. But some came close to changing it to a yay
Loved ones?: ALLAH, family, some friends, guitar, drums, picks and sticks, blink 182, carls jr, fire, pool, bed, apples, bicycle, receipts, music.
Get kicked on the butt: I kick ass, but never kicked in the ass. You'll Never Get Me!!!!
Allergic?: dust. once I sneezed a hole thru my handkerchief cuz I inhaled some dust while cleaning my room
Gastric?: had one during Hari Raya
Whole fortune: what's a whole fortune?
Age of marriage?: ideal : Im already married-to myself, but maybe I'll divorce and God hooks me up with a nice girl. no?
Children wanted?: 2. I can't do myself so I'll adopt
Age of death?: 63 would be nice. It's all God's in will though.
Animals in house?: I've had cats, hamsters, rabbits, fishes blah3. they all died
Longest fingernail ever kept : 1/2 a cm
Wanted birthday present : one way ticket to heaven
Q: In your dream, a god tells you that you are a billionaire in your dream world and gives you a wish. What would you wish for?
A: I'd give a way my wealth to the more needy. then for my wish I'd ask God to give me a million more wishes
I tag idzham
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
without consent
Pick The Month You Were Born In:
1( Jan) - i stabbed
2 ( Feb) - i robbed
3 ( Mar) - I shot
4 ( Apr) - I banged
5 ( May) - I slapped
6 ( June) - I ran shirt less with
7 ( July) - i hugged
8 ( Aug) - I smoked with
9 ( Sept) - I raped
10 ( Oct) - I kissed
11 ( Nov) - I killed
12 ( Dec) - I am
Pick the day ( number) you were born on:
01 - a rock star
02 - a bag of weed
03 - a toothbrush
04 - a homeless guy
05 -a hobo
06 - Paris Hilton
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - my mum
10 - a gangsta
11 - my Boyfriend
12 - a hottie
13- a crack head
14- your girlfriend
15- a condom
16 - a slut
17 - my ex boyfriend
18 - a sexy B0YY
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - my crush
23 - yo momma
24 - Barney the Dinosaur!
25 - a teletubby
26 - a woman
27 - a mop
28 - the trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 -the cookie monster
31- a man
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
Yellow - because i love weed
White - because my girlfriend told me to
Black - because im awesome
Pink - because i got raped
Turquoise- because i like to snort cocaine
Brown- because i like shoelaces
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i am a mexican
Red- because I am crazy like that
Blue - because im good in bed
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
Graphic- because the gummy bears raped me
None- because i have a killer six pack!
1( Jan) - i stabbed
2 ( Feb) - i robbed
3 ( Mar) - I shot
4 ( Apr) - I banged
5 ( May) - I slapped
6 ( June) - I ran shirt less with
7 ( July) - i hugged
8 ( Aug) - I smoked with
9 ( Sept) - I raped
10 ( Oct) - I kissed
11 ( Nov) - I killed
12 ( Dec) - I am
Pick the day ( number) you were born on:
01 - a rock star
02 - a bag of weed
03 - a toothbrush
04 - a homeless guy
05 -a hobo
06 - Paris Hilton
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - my mum
10 - a gangsta
11 - my Boyfriend
12 - a hottie
13- a crack head
14- your girlfriend
15- a condom
16 - a slut
17 - my ex boyfriend
18 - a sexy B0YY
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - my crush
23 - yo momma
24 - Barney the Dinosaur!
25 - a teletubby
26 - a woman
27 - a mop
28 - the trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 -the cookie monster
31- a man
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
Yellow - because i love weed
White - because my girlfriend told me to
Black - because im awesome
Pink - because i got raped
Turquoise- because i like to snort cocaine
Brown- because i like shoelaces
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i am a mexican
Red- because I am crazy like that
Blue - because im good in bed
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
Graphic- because the gummy bears raped me
None- because i have a killer six pack!
toDEY
I love the rain.
You know it's true.
But I wish it hadn't rained today
Now I can't accomplish what I had hoped to.
You know it's true.
But I wish it hadn't rained today
Now I can't accomplish what I had hoped to.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
today before tuesday
I officially declare myself not being able to wake up early mornings.
I opened my eyes at 10 am.
mandi n everything then left to PV.
Got there at about 10:30 am.
Bought 5 tickets to M vs A 3d cause I had too much money with me.
1 and a half hours till showtime.
Jalan-jalan around there for a bit.
Dem PV is such a lame place.
Saw a lot of stuff I wanted to get for a lot of people.
But then I'd have to carry a lot of stuff into the cinema if I had bought them.
Clock finally struck twelve.
Went to the snacks counter and bought a large popcorn combo with two drinks.
I gave one of the drinks to the rather okay kinda pretty lady behind me.
The movie, I've got to say, was so violent.
In a cool way.
3d effects were cun la shall I say.
105 minutes of eye sore later the movie ended.
Went downstairs to eat at me favorite burger joint, Carls Jr.
Munched down 25 bucks of heaven.
Still got time.
So I went to Bentley.
Tried some Chinas there but dem they're costly.
Then one of the shop keepers took a Strat and played intro of stairway to heaven.
Cun gile.
Bought a red guitar strap to match my guitar.
Walked back to klcc to board lrt home.
Saw loads of people from S5 and my old school.
Some were smoking, others were walking in mobs, scaring little children away.
Fuh, penatnya.
Finally boarded the train.
pictures are still in the phone
I opened my eyes at 10 am.
mandi n everything then left to PV.
Got there at about 10:30 am.
Bought 5 tickets to M vs A 3d cause I had too much money with me.
1 and a half hours till showtime.
Jalan-jalan around there for a bit.
Dem PV is such a lame place.
Saw a lot of stuff I wanted to get for a lot of people.
But then I'd have to carry a lot of stuff into the cinema if I had bought them.
Clock finally struck twelve.
Went to the snacks counter and bought a large popcorn combo with two drinks.
I gave one of the drinks to the rather okay kinda pretty lady behind me.
The movie, I've got to say, was so violent.
In a cool way.
3d effects were cun la shall I say.
105 minutes of eye sore later the movie ended.
Went downstairs to eat at me favorite burger joint, Carls Jr.
Munched down 25 bucks of heaven.
Still got time.
So I went to Bentley.
Tried some Chinas there but dem they're costly.
Then one of the shop keepers took a Strat and played intro of stairway to heaven.
Cun gile.
Bought a red guitar strap to match my guitar.
Walked back to klcc to board lrt home.
Saw loads of people from S5 and my old school.
Some were smoking, others were walking in mobs, scaring little children away.
Fuh, penatnya.
Finally boarded the train.
pictures are still in the phone
Monday, June 8, 2009
another day another story
My cousin dropped by today.
And he sorta kinda almost just nearly looks like this guy.
And he sorta kinda almost just nearly looks like this guy.
vampire fangs
that's what I'm wearing this very second.
they're black
they're long
they're pointy
they're drumsticks
can't stop chewing them
they taste so godsmack salty.
every pair carries a different taste
think jellybeans
just very long
sticking out of your mouth
non chewable
inedible
____________________________________________________________________
Temperature 18 degrees.
Altitude I'd say 90 metres above sea
Wind speed -0
Location KL
Snort!
Bloody nose.
bloody cold.
Bloody headache.
I'm walking into a hospital
Should i even be bothered?
There's an abundance of doctors here.
Surely any of them could do something to relieve my suffering.
Nah
I was carrying my bag up to the 3rd floor.
Tonight I was staying with my grandma in her ward.
Mind you but her ward was such a lava hot place to be in.
My mom spent the night there the other day.
She claimed to have nearly freezed to death.
What?
Feels like another hot day in my stuffy room with the fan turned off.
nevermind that.
All i had to do was take my jacket off.
She was still asleep.
I took a seat and senyap-senyap ate her sandwich.
Lapar lagi la
Apa lagi?
Tibai sampai habis
Crop I messed up the table.
Wipe wipe wipe.
Now do the dishes.
Soap soap soap.
Wipe wipe wipe.
One of the cups dropped to the floor.
Crop!
She woke up.
First thing she said
Hakim, buat maggi. Tok lapar ni.
I had just finished the last packet.
Tok , maggi dah habis lah.
Hah? semalam Tok ingat ade lagi.
Ade hantu makan kot.
Hospital kan banyak setan sikit.
Then she looked at me right in the eyes
Hakim. Ade kari kat baju.
Datang dari mane tu?
Oh hot dem!
She found out.
Then I sighed and confessed.
Tok, tadi ade nurse datang kemas bilik. Dia nampak maggi tinggal sepeket.pastu dia suruh Hakim makan sebab kalo tak die nak buang.
Jadi terpaksalah.
Kalo bazir nanti berdosa.
Then she hit me in the head.
Pergi kemas pinggan cepat!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Tok.................................
Dem sleepy that night.
I was asleep by just 12:45 am.
What an astonishing feat.
Maybe it was because golf was on tv.
Woke up later at 7 am.
Ngantuk gile babeng.
A nurse came in with brakfast.
Hers not mine.
So I waited.
And waited.
She got of her bed and went into the toilet.
Now's my chance
I quickly wollaped half her capati in one bite.
I swallowed and quickly got back to the recliner I was lying on.
She came out and saw her plate.
What is this!?
I left with the whole bread there and now only half's left?!
So I said
Nurse tu datang lagi sekali
that's what I'm wearing this very second.
they're black
they're long
they're pointy
they're drumsticks
can't stop chewing them
they taste so godsmack salty.
every pair carries a different taste
think jellybeans
just very long
sticking out of your mouth
non chewable
inedible
____________________________________________________________________
Temperature 18 degrees.
Altitude I'd say 90 metres above sea
Wind speed -0
Location KL
Snort!
Bloody nose.
bloody cold.
Bloody headache.
I'm walking into a hospital
Should i even be bothered?
There's an abundance of doctors here.
Surely any of them could do something to relieve my suffering.
Nah
I was carrying my bag up to the 3rd floor.
Tonight I was staying with my grandma in her ward.
Mind you but her ward was such a lava hot place to be in.
My mom spent the night there the other day.
She claimed to have nearly freezed to death.
What?
Feels like another hot day in my stuffy room with the fan turned off.
nevermind that.
All i had to do was take my jacket off.
She was still asleep.
I took a seat and senyap-senyap ate her sandwich.
Lapar lagi la
I opened the closet ad found a stash of maggi.
Apa lagi?
Tibai sampai habis
Crop I messed up the table.
Wipe wipe wipe.
Now do the dishes.
Soap soap soap.
Wipe wipe wipe.
One of the cups dropped to the floor.
Crop!
She woke up.
First thing she said
Hakim, buat maggi. Tok lapar ni.
I had just finished the last packet.
Tok , maggi dah habis lah.
Hah? semalam Tok ingat ade lagi.
Ade hantu makan kot.
Hospital kan banyak setan sikit.
Then she looked at me right in the eyes
Hakim. Ade kari kat baju.
Datang dari mane tu?
Oh hot dem!
She found out.
Then I sighed and confessed.
Tok, tadi ade nurse datang kemas bilik. Dia nampak maggi tinggal sepeket.pastu dia suruh Hakim makan sebab kalo tak die nak buang.
Jadi terpaksalah.
Kalo bazir nanti berdosa.
Then she hit me in the head.
Pergi kemas pinggan cepat!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Tok.................................
Dem sleepy that night.
I was asleep by just 12:45 am.
What an astonishing feat.
Maybe it was because golf was on tv.
Woke up later at 7 am.
Ngantuk gile babeng.
A nurse came in with brakfast.
Hers not mine.
So I waited.
And waited.
She got of her bed and went into the toilet.
Now's my chance
I quickly wollaped half her capati in one bite.
I swallowed and quickly got back to the recliner I was lying on.
She came out and saw her plate.
What is this!?
I left with the whole bread there and now only half's left?!
So I said
Nurse tu datang lagi sekali
some space
How can I miss you
If you don't go away from me
Can't i miss you
It's only for a day
Just for a while
Just for today
If you don't go away from me
Can't i miss you
It's only for a day
Just for a while
Just for today
Friday, June 5, 2009
Remember the colours.
- God of Fire Emir
- Liana
- Nelly
- Aiman
- Suba
- Steffi
- Aqil
- Skema king
- hidayatul
- Joanne
1. Would you date number 5?
-I'd first jump off KLCC, the get run over by a train, then crash into a Boeing 747, Get blown up by a nuke, then launched to the sun to bet burned. It's not taht i don't like you, It's just that I only date singles
2. Number 2 just got in a car crash. How do you react?
- I'd die
3. You see number 9 with your boy/girlfriend. What do you do?
- I don't know cause I don't have either
4. You come home and your room has been ransacked by number 4.
- I'd give him a pedigree then a tombstone then RKO the swanton bomb then people's elbow then stunner the batista bomb then german suplex then top it off with sharpshooter. He wouldn't mind. He'd just laugh cause he's only a year old
5. Number 1 is acting weird.
- Cause he has a lighter in his hands
6. Numbers 3 and 8 decide to give 10 a haircut
- She'd scream
7. Number 7 just got tickets for him/her and ask you to go to a concert.
- I'll trade the tickeys for a Gibson. Sorry
8. Number 10 takes you to a bar
-I'd walk out
9. Number 4 has to move to the other side of the world
- I will follow you....
10. You and number 8 are being chased by the cops for an unknown reason
- I'll trip him so he gets caught and get away
11. Number 5 asks you out to dinner
-Well if she's paying, then....
12. Number 9 and you are sitting on a bus
- Hey, how's life?
13. Number 6 calls you in the middle of the night because he/she can't sleep
- We'll be chatting all night.
14. Your walking with someone and number 6 runs up and tackles you to the ground from behind
- I'd apologize and keep walking
15. Number 1 is crying one day and you ask him/her why and it seems their boy/girlfriend has dumped them
- You stay here. I'll go burn her head off
16. Number 2 offers to bake you a meal. As you sit in the other room, the kitchen is suddenly aflame
- I'll get both of us out of the house. Ten years after I'll tell her that I started the fire. sorry
17. Number 4 comes to your door one day holding a koala
- I'll give it a lighter to play with
18. Number 4 just got you an X-Box
- Okay, now. When does the warranty expire?
19. Number 9 challenges you to a children's card game!
- tak cukup tua lagi ke hah?
20. Number 1 thinks he/she's overweight
- because he is. Checkoout his belly. Dem
21. Number 7 looks lonely!
- He always is
22. Number 2 asks you rudely to go leave her/him alone
- If it makes her happy then I'll go
23. Numbers 5 and 3 decide to throw a surprise party for you
- I wouldn't attend it so you don't have to bother. sorry
24. Number 6 decide to dye their hair black. What do you say to that?
- We'll see if it gets blacker than it already is
25. Number 2 tells you he/she is going to go out for a while, and then later you hear about a shooting where 2 went
- I'd make my way there with my guns
26. You catch number 9 by him/herself, crying
- I'd sit right next to her
27. Numbers 1 , 3 , 5, and 6 all tackle you at once!
- I'd run all the way to the moon
the spell of June
The 2nd
So woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Emo and grumpy all day.
Darn the whole world.
Why you may ask?
Because the same petty pathetic problems keep landing on my shoulders.
Every time I get to the peak of solving them something would go horribly wrong.
Every single time i try to say or do anything I'd mess up.
When that happens others will get hurt.
Knowing that I had dissapointed and upset these dear people burns a giant hole thru my heart and my mind.
I'm being driven out of my bloody head.
And typing this isn't making anything better.
The 3rd
8:00 am
Woke up on the ugly side of bed again.
What am I, jinxed or something?
God my head hurts.
My hair was all over the place.
10:00 am.
Hakim cepat mandi. Dah nak pergi dah ni.
Forcefully my body dragged itself towards into the bath.
Turned the tap and let the water run.
Nice to feel cold water over my body.
I was so dizzy that I forgot to take my pants of before showering.
Boxers just about to get wet now.
11:05 am
Left for 1U.
We were supposed to eat at Shogun.
Unfortunately the place was in full house.
So we canceled our reservation and went down a floor to Carl's Jr for a bite.
11:30 am
We ordered a 300 ring it bill.
I alone chowed down 50 buckeroos.
I was still hungry so I ate another giant burger.
Buuuuuurpp!!!
12:20 pm
Stopped at a clothing outlet.
Didn't find anythin I liked tho.
12:50 pm
Later went up to the batting cages.
Finally got to take up bat after years of absence of baseball in my life.
Swing swing swing.
I hit homeruns one by one.
Each for every one of the ingredients mixing up to a massive head and heart ache that's slowly consuming me.
I only wish I were hitting some heads instead of balls.
That released much stress out of my mind.
The 4th
6:30 am
Mami.... What time is it?
Never have I woken up this early on a thursday
Mami.... What time is it?
Never have I woken up this early on a thursday
Air liur basi all over my face
Snort!
Took my ablution and prayed.
Then dropped asleep on the prayer map.
Hakim bangun dah awal pagi dah ni.
Isn't awal pagi the time when the whole world is supposed to be asleep?
What the heck!
Went upstairs and gorrrenged the guitar for a bit.
11:10 am
Showered and went to YTM Tunku Abd Rahman's kelab bolf negara for breakfast a lunch(brunch) at the same time.
I turned up my lighter at full flame under the table to keep the dim sum warm.
Smells like something's burning. nevermind
Buurrrrppp!!!!!
Well i can say I've gotten fat now.
12:30 pm
Then we went off to usj18, my cousin's old house.
We were there to trim(more like chopping the whole thing off) the rubber tree in his garden.
vroom! vroom!
My unc fired up his chainsaw.
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
DZZZZZZZZZZZZZGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!
One by one the branches fell smack on the road.
Oh MADE@^&%#!!
The tree yelled in agony.
Forgive us Lord.
Forgive us Oh wise big strong masterful chunk of wood shooting out of the rocky soil right next to the toilet in usj18 subang selangor malaysia.
OH CRAP!!!!
SHITE!!!!
GET OFF ME YOU FILTHY LAND LUBBER!!!!!
Fire ants were crawling under my shirt and pants.
Bitting where it hurts the most
THe
2:45 pm
Showered and got my pay of 60 bucks.
3:00 pm
Went to eat chendol.
Sedap gile macam taik kucing.
I've never eaten white chendol ever
Such a racist chendol vendor.
What's happening in the world nowadays.
3:40 pm
Went to check out some music stores in damansara.
I saw the most unusual drumsticks in my life.
First there was a pair made entirely out of metal.
Made In China
No wonder.
I'd destroy a kit with those sticks.
But nothing could prepare me for what I discovered next.
A pair of 4 feet long drumsticks!
Each weighing 5 kilos.
Drummer manelah yang ganaz nak mampos ni.
Mestilah Aku! lol
Left the store with a handful of picks cuz boon hoe lost my last one.
4:40 pm
Went to another music store near pasar seni.
There were guitars still in their packages displayed right outside the store.
Dem doesn't the owner care about his guitars?
So I stepped in.
Dem right he doesn't give scrap.
He's got truck loads of Gibsons, Fenders, Ibanezes all cramped in such a small lot.
There's even a replica of Paul McCartney's bass.
His guitar collection must surely cost over 500K.
Mmlllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllleeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh.........
I was drooling over his brushed silver Les Paul.
Till I saw the price tag.
6600 godsmack ring it.
I'll buy three.
Then buy out the rest of his guitars.
6:00 pm
Went went to the hospital to see my grandma.
My widdle Cuz Aiman(gangsta mafia boss) ran amok around the hospital.
I thought I'd joke around so I told hm to kill one of the patients.
With an angry face he stomped into the closest ward.
Oh sh1te!!
He was actually gonna kill the guy.
I took him away but he insisted to murder.
My 1-n-a-half-year-old baby cuz is a hitman.
AWSOME
8:30 pm
Went home and ate durian.
Chintok, 101, udang merah, kampung and every species of durian in existence.
9:00 pm
Went to unc lan's studio to jam.
Out of nowhere my unc, UncAwo came out of the toilet and said,
Lan cuba check tandas kau, ade orang kencing bersepah-sepah.
9:10 pm
Strapped on the guitar and played like a rockstar.
Then took up the drumsticks and bashed on the kit.
10:00 pm
Went home and died on the bed.
The 5th
7:38 am
Is it morning already?
Who am I?
Where am I?
Apparently the bed sheet was covering my whole face.
Plunk!
Ouch!
My cousin had knocked my head to break off the morning blues I had.
8:00 am
left for Sg. Salak to fish.
I never knew that 20 minutes a way from uban Gombak lies a totally kampung area.
I felt like I was somewhere just outside the forests of Pahang on a road built by little people who'd just bloomed into a civilized commuity.
Magnificent.
Pon! Pon! (no, it's not misspelled for anything you might be thinking of)
A large group of chinese touirist (*I presume) were walking in the middle of the road.
As we passed them I made a cool face and showed a peace with my fingers.
That's when all the girls went crazy.
8:35 am
The water was rather clear.
I could see some sand at the bottom of it, yup a lot af sand.
Great Scott!!
The shrimp we were using as bait are dead.
Lantaklah...............
I hooked them up and cast the line.
8:50 am
9:00 am
Godsamck fish!!!
Eat the stinking bait already!!
Yeah it's supposed to be dead!!
You eat live shrimp now?!!
10:00 am
I was still cursing the fishes
10:10 am
I jumped into the water and tried to grab the fishies with my greasy hands,
10:15 am
Kang aku kencing kat korang.
I got so fed up and was so close to taking off my pants when suddenly......
Some midget African guy in his panties came out of the bushes with a spear, katana, and m16.
Bloddy Bop Bangers!!!
I pulled up my pants and ran staright into the car.
10:50
Went home.
Showered and wrote a draft of this post.
5:00 pm (couldn't remember anything in between)
Went to the playbround with God of Fire E and cuz Aimi.
We left her to play alone while we tried to burn the playground.
Too bad cause I couldn't hold the fire long enough to incinerate the area.
My angelic fingers nearly got burnt.
5:40 pm
We had to leave cause little Aimi was scared of our insane antiques.
6:10 pm
God what a long walk.
6:25 pm
Left for home. my real home.
6:30 pm
Got home. To my real home.
8:10 pm
Arrived at school for taekwondo.
I was scouting for the Korean trainer.
That dude is simply obsessed with taekwondo.
On some occasions we had to stay and train fo three hours.
Get a life man!
8:17 pm approximately ( I had to take of my watch for training)
Suba?
She's in taekwondo too?
I never knew.
minutes past 8:17 pm
Suganya came.
She too?
The 2 people I least expected to show up at our class.
9:00 pm perhaps
Poomse training.
We had to practice our patterns for the upcoming exam.
The five of you do taegeuk 8, by number. Ready?
Suba and Suganya looked clueless.
Amir, do it slowly so I can follow.
Well frankly ladies I'm not sure about the pattern myself.
My face was turning blue holding myself from laughing.
Amir, do what now?
Just tembak only lah....
1:20 am
posted this darned article
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