extreMe paJakness

she jumped out of the airplane
her chute was holy
her descent was immediate
on tree tops she crashed
branches she broke
squirrels she killed(g-naz giller)
oooooooooooooooooooooooooffffff
the ground was solid
cough
some dirt in her throat irritated
stomp
there was a giant mammoth
with spiky porcupine hair
it was shooting a brylcream ad
she walked away from the scene
a skate park she encountered
not people but mutant giant spiders were skating
how clumsy they looked wearing 4 pairs of skates
she walked towards the phone booth to call animal control
she dialled
a tiger picked up and roared
her left ear was now deaf
she saw a house across the river
as she was about to make her way there a fish stuck its head out of the water
it said to get across you must first eat me
she grabbed the little goldfish and savagely chowed it down
then the king of the forest, the Lioness came out of the bushes
how dare you eat my unworthy slave
you shall be sentenced with the heaviest punishment i could possibly come up with
just let me think for a second
why are you punishing me anyway?
it asked to be eaten
well if i asked you to eat me, would you?
that night the whole community had kari kepale singa berbulu