u're on hold

demolition lovers

Jogged to Wangsa Walk and back non-stop

almost

rangka karangan

sinar rambang bulan

Gerimis hujan membasahi ragaku
Bara jiwaku makin malap di tiup angin
Pecah kebuntuan malam di kejutkan deruman petir/kilat (mane2lah)
Sayu hatiku mengenangkan kegembiraan yang menyelubungi diriku tiap kali takbir raya didengari
Namun, kegembiraan menyambut tarikh 1 Syawal tidak dapat ku rasa lagi

Dimanakah silapku?
Apakah malangnya nasibku untuk menerima musibah ini?
Menagapa yang tidak berdosa dijadikan mangsa malapetaka?

Penat lelah jiwaku
Penat menagisi pemergian satu2nya kucing kesayangan pernah ku miliki

Gebu bulunya sungguh selesa dibelai
Putihnya bersinar dibawah cahaya matahari
Matanya bulat macam guli
Ekornya terpusing-pusing bagai roller coaster
Berdetiknya jam 12:13 tengah hari setiap malam sabtu sebelum Subuh akan dia terjun dari atas bumbung ke dalam perigi di tepi rumah
Akan ku kutipnya setiap kali dia hampir lemas
Frenzy, ku namakannya

Malang tidak datang memberi salam
Suatu hari, Frenzy lompat ke dalam perigi seperti biasa
Tanpa disedar, perigi sedalam 200 meter it telah kering semalaman akibat kemarau
Frenzy terkejut lalu mendapat barah payu dara 149 meter sebelum terhempas di dasar perigi

Itulah kisah tragedi yang telah menimpa hidupku ini.... T_T


spies to resume after finals

AAAARRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RANTology

My rants

just cuz I keep quiet don't mean I ain't got nuthin to say
bottling up can amount to disaster once the container blows apart
so here's just to delay the consequences

did you know that you probably don't know anything about me or anyone
deny it all you want but the only person anyone could understand is himself
yet we all claim to know another so well though many times we can't even tell when our best friend is lying to us
purposely or otherwise
it ticks me off so much
how can you say you know my type, what I'm gonna do about a situation, how I'd react when you've only predicted such an incident once or twice
coincidence is not something anyone can foresee
now you know I do get mad
now you know I don't always smile because I mean it
you're wrong to think I don't give a damn 'just because I don't seem to
I'm as human as any of you

time to reseal the lid
enjoy good music
and wait for the next sequel

the best weekend in my entire life

take 5 from spies

guy meets girl



guy waits at the bus stop
girl gets off bus
guy greets girl
girl waves hi
guy smiles gleaming red
girl approached guy
guy got nervous
girl spoke- I'm Theresa
guy replies shyly- my name's Jones
girl shakes guy's hand
guy welcomes her by shaking back
girl sits next to guy

for a moment, the next stayed away (u're not meant to get it)

wouldn't you know it?
in the next 2 months what they couldn't do was avoid each other
they'd bump into each other everywhere
I'd kill myself if I told you that they didn't fall for each other

guy meets girl
girl buys popcorn
titanic plays for too long
girl falls asleep
guy shoulders her
sigh..................................
guy wishes the movie would never end

girl meets guy
guy giggled
girl joined guy enjoying the sunset
guy stayed lying on his mat
girl loves the beach
guy appreciates a nature lover
girl glimpsed at sun
guy feels bliss
girl gave guy a kiss

after 11 months, spring dawned

guy meets girl
girl looks at guy's eyes
guy feels warm and loved
girl takes guy in her arms
guy whispers into girls ear
girl said.............

2 weeks after

wedding bells rang
guy meets girl (on the altar)
girl was dressed to kill
guy's jaw dropped like a nine-inch-putt
girl was the most beautiful of of all the land
guy took girl by the hands
guy- I do
girl-I do. with all my heart
guy asks-why'd you say yes?
girl-cause you told me......

when I see your smile tears run down my face
I can't replace

and now that I'm strong Ive figured out
how this world is so cold and it breaks through my soul
and I know I'll find deep inside me
I can be the one
seasons are changing and waves are crashing and stars are falling
all for us
days grow longer and nights grow shorter
I can show you
I'll be the one
cause you're my true love
my whole heart
please don't throw that away
cause I'm here for you
please don't walk away and please tell me you'll stay
use me as you will pull my srings just for a thrill
and I know I'll be okay though my skies are turning grey

I will never let you fall...
I'll stand up with you forever......................
I'll be there with you through it all...
Even if saving you sends me to heaven......................

the spy who killed everybody. (NICD)

chapter 3




HIROSHIMA, Japan. February 4th

Hiroshima Convention Center

It was now six minutes to twelve

A little over a half hour left to complete their task

Agent 13 was on a balcony on the 2nd floor

Overlooking the whole perimeter of the convention grounds

From above the two men at the agricultural booth looked liked just like apart of the crowd

They were both properly dressed and were behaving like a pair of naive tourists eager to browse whatever the booths had to offer

Only a keen eye could spot the terrorists from the lot

Indeed they were blending in pretty well but no trained eye could miss the ak-47s they were lugging on their backs

I see hostile

A female maybe in her twenties, Caucasian

The male seems a bit older, probably in his forties, black

Copy that,13

The agents needed to move quick

Agent 13 made her her way down a spiralling starirway to heaven to the convention florr

Silently she moved across the bustling crowd towards the terrorist

Not wanting to raise suspicions in an the already seemingly anxious terrorists

With the distance cleared up she crept closer hoping to find an opening to try and disable their firearms

At first none cared to look around to notice her

She felt confident of apprehending them with ease as she had done times before

Times when the infantry were too busy with their goal to stay on their guards

13 felt disgusted by this

She thought that she was just playing a small part to neutralize the enemy

Just because I'm a Bee yacht

she spoke in her mind

How sexist to think of females as a minor threat

Luqman was scrolling through the screens for the last time to confirm the enemy's location

Browsing roughly he spotted the muscular man from the lounge moving closer towards 13

The man was reaching for something under his jacket

A silenced berretta

Sh1te

He quickly contacted her

Your cover's blown

Repeat

Your cover's blown

A rush of panic pulsed through her whole body
Two years of undercover work was destroyed
This had never happened before
She thought
In all 5 operations she participated, this was the first to fail
And to watch it right in front of her very eyes shattered her

The armed couple pulled their guns forth
She froze in fear
Held at gunpoint, she knew her fate had been sealed
She drew a large breath
She prayed for Luqman to be saved from all this in her last moments

The gunshot thundered across the corners of the room

She collapsed on the marble floor coughing blood between her teeth as her vision reduced to black

The floor quaked as the panicked crowd hurried to the exit ways

Hell no
Luqman said in deepest remorse

A tall dark figure emerged from behind Luqman
Oh no, my friend....

Luqman turned his head
In an instant the man delivered a near fatal blow at Luqman's chest with the butt of his M5

Hell yes................

the spy who killed eveyrbody (cuz an empty stomach slows down the brain)

chapter 2

HIROSHIMA, Japan. February 4th

Hiroshima Convention Centre

The clock struck 11:35

In just short of an hour, Fujiko would make his speech to inaugurate the 21st Japan Int Trade Expo

The agents had little time to operate

With the place packed to the brim, the success of the mission is even further jeapordized

We can't screw this up Luqman

Like that's gonna happen

Think of the circumstances we're facing

The situation sparked Agent 13's doubts

The mission required great precision and stealth

Two criterias she didn't think Luqman still had in check

Already in his fifties

Luqman looked another senior citizen

He appeared as a filthy rich retitree who swings his club in the bunker over and over just to find an excuse to yell at someone

He was wealthy, no doubt

All his years serving the government as a special ops agent paid him very well

Now with a beach house in the Carribean he lives in solitude

His son, ajunkie would drop by every now and then

Each time begging for a slice of his father's bread to feed his desire for drugs

Six years since he had last been in service

Six damned years of golf, whiski, women

Sure you're up for this?

As sure as you can never be of me

She smiled at him

Godspeed mi amor

Lets roll

The two went out of his red Camaro and headed towards the building

A huge crowd gathered at the entrance, waiting in turns to be allowed in

Luqman found the backdoor entrance

Damn there's a guard there

A threat to be neutralized

Luqman was not in best shape forn hand-to-hand combat

He had a huge lobster dinner and had not berlabur yet this morning

Any sudden movements would mean a very embarassing defeat to a peasant of an oponent

Yep

The guard was just a midget

Luqman was already too old to think as rasionally

What he did was take out his silenced rpg from his pocket

Took aim and lay his finger on the trigger

Sweet Mother have mercy on his soul

Fire!!

The innocent midget's body was disintergrated in a faint thud

He got through the door and rushed up the stairs to the security quarters

A master of deception, Luqman disguised himself as a helpless 50 year old in desperate need to take a 12-pound sh1t

He knocked on the metal plated hard wood door

He could feel his brittle knuckles swelling

Voices he heard from the inside

Of someone squealing and farting aggresively, both at the same time

After a few minutes of revolting sound effects the door unlocked

The door was only opened halfway

The security officer was sweating

The room gave an unpleasent odour

Fresh crap

Sorry to keep you waiting sir

The keys need to be swallowed everytime the door's locked

Stupid company policy

Now the trusty spy needed to crap

He pretended to fall in agony

The compassionate officer bent down to see to him

In a split second Luqman found the opportunity to reach his hand to the officer's groin and forcefuly twisted whatever he got hold of

Mami...............

said the officer in a whisper of torture as he fell unconscience

Luqman browsed all of the cctv screens searching for infantry positions

He radioed agent 13

Snipe on the skylight

A pair at the agriculture booth

Ones waiting at the observing the event from the lounge

Copy?

Roger

You take the pair and the brawler at the lounge

I'll handle the sniper

Why do I have to pick on three guys at once?

Who's the frail old chestnut talking here?

Fine...

36 minutes till the speech

tbc

I WANT HARI RAYA 4 TIMES A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the spy who killed everybody

chapter 1



TAGANROG, Russia. Mid Jan 2004

Winter was at its peak, blowing the harshest and coldest winds

The snow had settled itself well on the small seaport vincity

Layers of ice had formed on every static surface since the ice storm nights before

As the sun sets the whole city froze

Not a soul could be sighted wandering aimlessly on the streets, though one would occasionally bump into a drunkard who'd just arrived back from a voyage at sea

Tonight was especially cold

The town was dead in slumber

Everything seemed to shine dimly under the moonlight due to the thin ice covering

Tonight though was no ordinay night

Footsteps were heard of someone desperately rushing

Soon more pairs of steps joined

The noise echoed through the back alleys of the port

Marco Vedic's shirt was stained in red

his body had been stabbed with a butter knife below the left shoulder blade

Breathing was a pain

Exhausted and wounded, Marco lost all his strength and dropped to the pavement

His vision began to blur

His mouth was full of blood

The persuers eventually caught on to see him fighting to breath with his lungs drowning in his own blood

With a gloved hand the persuer took out his gun from the lower left section of his underwear

He took aim directly at Marco's left atrium

Determined not to make a scene he fired 7 rounds of his jackhammer at his target with the presicion of a brain surgeon

Die, pussy!!!

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! :P

There was a huge gaping hole through Marco's body but no, the perpetretor was not satisfied

He left him a souvenir in the form of a hand grenade just to make his point clear

HIROSHIMA, Japan. february 4th

Luqman was already awake and dressed

He seemed twitchy and restless, circling around his penthouse suite at the Hilton Hotel

Coffee had always made him hyper

On his bed was Agent 13 still in deep slumber

They had been sharing a room for the past week

Interacting very actively at night

Sometimes in early mornings too

Get up woman

Some big day we're facing

She moaned a few times, whlie still half asleep in a dream

Her cries aroused his lust

Just a little longer
Damn if not for the assignment today I'd have never left bed

She got up and got dressed
they left the building in 10

Briefing was done through the telephone
with details kept simple
For the past 7 months, the CIA had been on their toe observing trading of guns between infantry bases in
Russia and Japan
Japan's trade minister, Fujio F Fujiko was the one believed to have authorized the entrance of the firearms into the country
Fujiko had become the main suspect as in the last five months he had made several trips to Russia declaring that they were simply visits to his private ski lodge in the foreign land
Another reason was because his wealth had been growing and the source of income could not yet be confirmed
Motives for the smuggling are still in question
However, there are rumors about of involvement of the Yakuza, buying the guns in the black market at a bargain price from an unknown supplier

The mission though, was not to detain Fujiko, instead, to keep him out of harm
He was not only under surveillance of CIA but he was also under the look out of an extremist anti-corruption terrorist organization dubbed as ABC ( a real organization)
Fujiko had been receiving a string of threats, blackmails etc from ABC
These letters though were not acknowledged
Out of desperation, the terrorist were reduced to their last resort
To abduct the Trade Minister and force all smuggling activities to a halt

The procedure was simple yet very delicate
They were to prevent the kidnapping without fully neutralizing the terrorists' plan

tbc

pappadappappappappapadadadada (decoy. after too long)

plain grounds
location : arizona, us
time : 0730
altitude 100,013 feet

still climbing
pretty cold up here
stupid jumpsuit ain't keeping me warm anyway
shit

a big black high altitude balloon was seen as a tiny dot in the sky
steeply it ascended
a person, it carried

a person on a mission

a mission she was born to accomplish

another average girl next door she was

an aspiring dentist

easy going go getter

so much so unexpected she was the first Malaysian to ever attempt a crack at the Highest Freefall Jump World Record

much was talked about some week or two before she embarked on this glorious feat

her physicality seemed rather unfit for this mountaining task

indeed slim n skimpy she appeared to some

but her spirit was indomitable

a jump from the seven heavens wouldn't do as much as to shake her

temp was very low

to call it chilly was like calling the artic, hell

from up here i could see.........ummm........well......

the earth was just a collage of brown blue and green

she was afloat at the very edges of space

only gravity kept her on course

the altitude rose to nearly 102,700 feet

hell yeah

almost

the tension built

in moments she would be making her giant leap of faith

todays jump need not be endeavoured in the first place

as she had always enjoyed skydiving

for the thrill

adrenaline

for the wind rushing through her hair

the fear of a faulty chute

but for the world,

she would tell you.

through the 50 seconds of freefall she felt nothing but absolute freedom

the record attempt was merely her way of proving to the world

that she was like no other

that someone as ordinary can achieve the extraordinary

103,001 feet

here goes

she took a deep breath from her oxygen supply mask

her eyes began to close

God hear me now, keep me safe

she stepped off

her eyes remained shut

trying to calm her nerves

she was nearly 10 times higher than she had ever been

slowly her eyes opened

My God

she whispered

the view of the globe was breathtaking

the cold was murderous

but her heart began to feel warmth

for she was doing what she did best

she was doing what she loved the most

she was gaining more speed

faster and faster every second of her descent

accelerating nearly up to the speed of sound

five minutes she was in the air

she lost the sense of time

everything seemed to move slower than her

at 2000 feet her chute deployed

she breathed a sigh of relief

from where she was she could see a crowd gathered to welcome her

they seem to be cheering but nothing was to be heard

I made it

I actually did

a big smile shone on her face

the crowd celebrated her in ecstacy

from the sea of people a little girl approached her

she bent down to meet her

the girl called out the name of the new world record holder

STEFFI ANN

when I grow up I want to do something great like you

she teared

another title

just say it

I hentamed this story cuz I dam bored
read slowly and kill time


so there was this guy
his name was sorry i kinda forgot
he was just another regular guy
charm, wit, looks, all about average
the type who never really cares too much about life
to him his life only carried the purpose of serving others
he was pretty much the blend-into-the-background person
unnoticed
just another person who comes and goes
someone whose existence was hardly acknowledged

he worked an everyday 9 to 5 job at a law firm barely sustaining life
he blamed fate to have doomed him with such a dull life
one that would carry on till his final breath

at night his mind would ponder
searching for past memories
memories once upon a time
times when he had never felt happier
times when no news was bad news
times when no obstacle could shake him
times when the words grief, alone, pain did not exist in his vocab
times when he,
was in love

she was a thing of beauty
the shining sun at the break of dawn
rare and invaluable
whose words were so kind
humble and forgiving
heart-tender. golden
angelic

for him it was love at first sight
they first met at a very young age of 10
from first glance he knew he was looking at someone special
his heart felt an urgent need to befriend her even before he knew her name

the first two months he never had the nerves to face her
he felt outclassed in her presence
as classmates, he thought, was the closest he'd ever get to her
until fate decided to lend a hand to this sorry boy

their teacher came in class one day, grouped everyone in pairs and assigned each pair a project
he was the only one without a partner
coincidentally the girl was absent that very day
to his delight, his teacher paired them together
his face gleamed bright red

their task was easy
all they had to do was plant a tree and take care of it

he was very nervous
it was the first time they were as close to each other
all the while he had only observed her beauty from the other end of the room
he had always admired her looks from afar but when he saw her face up close one word came to mind-magnificent

she was a brunette
straight and shiny hair lightly touching her shoulders
her what you call 'sepet' eyes hid away the dark amber pupils she was gifted with
her nose neither too high nor too low
her lips were thin and dyed in cherry pink
her smile, her smile hinted a glimpse of what us mortals call heaven

everyday he would take her to the roof to water the plant
it was a smell fern tree
he was determined to take care of the plant for it played the part of igniting their friendship
day by day the plant grew and so did their friendship

they'd only just started knowing each other for some weeks but he knew she would forever hold a spot inside his soul

months passed
they became closer and closer
the best of friends
partners in everything
never came a day when he failed to walk her home from school
on fine days they'd walk to the playground and take turns pushing one another on the swing
occasionally they'd stroll the neighborhood on their bicycles

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months turned in to years
time flew right under their noses
she aged beautifully
they had been friends for nearly 16 years now
their bond was as close as any 2 human beings can be
what started many years ago as a minor crush had now bloomed into love

still
neither side had professed their feelings for the other
every time they met though his face blushed
his heart would pound
his bloodstream races
he would feel so warm and comforted by her presence

they met daily at the park across the street where she lived
flowers he would present to her whenever they went out
the sweetest words he spoke to her
all to make her more in love with him

one day he walked towards the park directly from the office
daisies he brought for her today
her favourite
today after so long he would finally confess his feelings for her
he was dressed in his best apparel
some calvin klein sprayed on
and the red silk tie she gave him upon landing his first job

the park was almost insight
his smile was ear to ear
ready to greet her with a friendly hello

no sign of her yet
maybe she's late
i'll just wait for her

time flew by
soon the evening turned to dusk
he gave her a call
hoping to at least hear her voice
instead the call was redirected to her voice mailbox
i'll just see her tomorrow then
he said disappointingly

tomorrow came
again he waited
still she was absent

his emotions unsettled
he knew something was wrong
she never missed any of their dates
he tried calling her
this time her phone was unreachable
he became more worried

hurriedly he left towards her house
the doorbell rang but the door was kept shut
he took out a set of her spare house keys
she told him to only use it for emergencies
now's an emergency isn't it?

he unlocked the door and called her name
all he could hear was silence
immediately he searched the room for her
to his grief she was found lying on the floor
in front of the stairs
slowly breathing
body temperature searing
desperate to save her , he started wailing for help
shiveringly he dialed the ambulance
his eyes teared

she had fallen down the stairs landed on her chest
the impact had paralyzed her lungs
for five days she lay unconscious
the doctor said she was only surviving on meds and life supports
chances of recovery was slim

her stillness tore his heart like paper
every minute he prayed for her
at night he would sleep with his hand in hers
hoping to wake up to her smile the next morning
to tell her
how much he loved her

she never woke up

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he swore never to love another again



dam freakin lame nak mampos

extreMe paJakness

she jumped out of the airplane
her chute was holy
her descent was immediate
on tree tops she crashed
branches she broke
squirrels she killed(g-naz giller)
oooooooooooooooooooooooooffffff
the ground was solid
cough
some dirt in her throat irritated
stomp
there was a giant mammoth
with spiky porcupine hair
it was shooting a brylcream ad
she walked away from the scene
a skate park she encountered
not people but mutant giant spiders were skating
how clumsy they looked wearing 4 pairs of skates
she walked towards the phone booth to call animal control
she dialled
a tiger picked up and roared
her left ear was now deaf
she saw a house across the river
as she was about to make her way there a fish stuck its head out of the water
it said to get across you must first eat me
she grabbed the little goldfish and savagely chowed it down
then the king of the forest, the Lioness came out of the bushes
how dare you eat my unworthy slave
you shall be sentenced with the heaviest punishment i could possibly come up with
just let me think for a second
why are you punishing me anyway?
it asked to be eaten
well if i asked you to eat me, would you?
that night the whole community had kari kepale singa berbulu

I never fall sick but when I do i'm really sick. eg: today and yesterday

the list of all lists

1. i did my bio hmwrk
2. it's too dark to cycle 2 day
3. i feel so cold
4. i want everything i can't have
5. i'm gonna get a haircut
6. i have stomachache from swallowing all that air when burping this morning
7. i'm gonna fix my bike someday
8. i still reject the idea of owning a phone
9. i need a new pair of drumsticks
10. i need to jam
11. goin to 1 utama this weekend
12. shut up u stupid cat
13. i love apples
14. banana is my secret part time lover
15. don't tell apple bout it kay
16. facebook sucks
17. thanuja sucks
18. i had to say it
19. no offense eh?
20. the haze is returning so is there pj on thursday?
21. the story i'm writing is not finished yet
22. go away
23. you're still here
    
24. ....
25. well i said leave
26. didn't you hear me?
27. turn up you're speaker
28. still nothing?
29. r u deaf?
30. i'm sorry
31. this blog is off limits to the telinga badak ones
32. annoyed now?
33. not yet?
34. what if i tell you i'm watching you right now?
35. yep there
    
36. i see you
37. no you don't have to turn around
38. you won't find whatever you're looking for
39. how's it feel now?
40. i'll tell you a little secret
41. i've been watching
42. you've been a very interesting specimen to observe
43. too bad though
44. i've spotted some defects in you
45. you know what that means
46. your existence no longer serve purpose to anything
47. soon you will be terminated
48. no don't expect the same mercy execution you see in the movies
49. what you'll experience will be much more excruciating
    

kay someone help me finish it cuz i dam lazy

one for you, THANUJA
and the other for you, NAN


happy now?

I live

1. for God
2. for the money
3. by adventuring on my bike
4. to play the drums
5. cuz i was born
6. for the dear people around me
   
7. to correct my wrongs
8. single
   
9. though I don't care at times
10. plugged-in and amplified baby!

how do you live?

a week unblogged

I apologize too..... well..... myself.
I suppose.
For not writing in ages.
Maybe the blog's dying.
Its only being kept alive by life supports and meds the past week.

yeah its sad and pathetic.

shut up!

I know better!

sorry.
just lengthening the post.

An ill wind blew last week.(I'm very aware that it was a long time ago but just let me write will ya?)
I was in rampai beating the drums till the ceiling crashed down(that was so exaggerated).

when we finished, Tengku and I, it was still pouring.
So he started to sing Winds Of Change in hopes the rain would blow another way.
he sang while I drummed to the beat, hitting a stairway handrail with plastic bottles.
Too bad for us it rained heavier.
So we just kept jamming.

then, just when I had lost hope of seeing sunrise the next day thinking the rain would cause a massive flood that would drown me,
As a beam of light from the 7 heavens shone thru the dark clouds shrouding the skies
a cab stopped right in front of us.

I WILL LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY! I SWEAR ITS TRUE!

so I got back to school and whooeeeeeeee did the storm blow hard.
but who cares anyway?(don't wanna explain what happened)

the next week some people came to fix the school roof.
a string of tennis nets were tied together at th3rd floor shards of tiles and whatsoever plummeting to earth.

I was hoping a big piece falls on my head and kills me.
that way i won't have to worry about year end exams anymore.

then suneeta or suweeta or sumeeta, either one, sorry that I'm unsure, came to town.
more to our class la.
we nearly screwed up our bio experiment. pn jun got so angry and started scolding and yelling at everyone.
then she pindah to azam.

then friday night came.
I thought I'd see some familiar faces showing up for tae kwon do but I thought wrong.
hopefully I'll see you at tomorrow's class if you're reading this. you'd better come!

well todey went to pv with skemazillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(stretch the aaaa till you run out of breath. then continue for 3 consecutive breaths)
he wore all black while I was sporting all white.
Yin and Yang
coolio!

watched stupid transformers after 10 days since the opening day.
pretty lame and sad. I know

I've been hearing these a lot lately
OMG! Megan Foxx so hottttt!
She turned me gay
I wanna b#ng her so hard!!

well what makes you think I care?!

She's not god for me to worship and she lives on the otherside of the world for all I care.

So later on I went out cycling
and totalled my bike
I crashed near wangsa ceria
and home was in Gombak

oh carp

this morning I had a nightmare(wth's it got to do with the storyline?)
I was in bilik probim with some other people
I was joking around with them
we were all laughing till i stretched one too far.
She got really offended and started crying

then she stormed out of class
I chased after her
grabbed her hand and turned her around
tears were rolling down her cheeks

of carp what've I done

I started crying myself and yeah I cry! so what! a guy's a human too!

then I said blah blah blah
she replied, saying blah blah blah

then she spoke some deep words that left me standing frozen
then left me in grief

I woke up and showered

and I miss you I miss you

filling the sapce

I was waiting for shaari at the school's rear entrance.
12.:35 then
he told me he'd be there by 12:30 lebih
so he showerd up at 1

nvrmind lah

so we left to tmn melawati 4 the auditions.

hell the raods were congested
we arrived at the area a half hour later
but only got to the studio at 1:45 cause the place was so secluded

met ground zero
talk2 a bit then one guy came and asked us to register
so we entered our band as:Swine Violence

some clowns were playing the didjereedoo(wth)

our turn came
oh god

just playlah
i'm pretty sure u know what we played
it went finebut on the 2nd song the guitar was somehow toned down
so much that i could barely hear it

ground zero's turn
they played lovebug and secret valentine
jun yan sounded a bit rough but everything else was good

then jwalita and regina were up
dam the girl could sing
and all the while she kept saying that she'd mess up

3:49
I told my dad that we'd be finished at 3:30

ape lagi?

I ran down the alley overtaking a few cars and across the road
i felt like I'd ran faster than Bolt

penat gile

i know i shoulda posted this on saturday but wth?

to the girl I wish I never met

growing UP

its alright to tell me what you think about me I won't try to argue or hold it against you I know that you're leaving you must have your reasons the season is calling your pictures are falling down the steps that I retrace the sad look on your face the timing and structure did you hear he fukced her a day late a buck short I'm writing the report on losing and failing when I move I'm flailing now and it'll happen once again I'll turn to a friend someone who understands sees thru the masterplan but everybody's gone and I've been here for too long to face this on my own I guess this is growing up and maybe I'll see you at a movie sneak preview you'll show up and walk by on the arm of that guy and I'll smile and you'll wave we'll pretend it's okay the charade it won't last when he's gone I won't come back and it'll happen once again you'll turn to a friend someone who understands sees thru the masterplan but everybody's gone and you've been here for too long to face this on your own well I guess this is growing up

I've been here before a few times and I'm quite aware we're dying and your hands they shake with goodbyes and I'll take you back if you'd have me so here I am I'm trying so here I am are you ready come on let me hold you touch you feel you always kiss you taste you all night always and I'll miss your laugh your smile I'll admit I'm wrong if you'd tell me I'm so sick of fights I hate them lets start this again for real so here I am I'm trying so here I am are you ready come on let me hold you touch you feel you always kiss you taste you all night always I've been here before a few times and I'm quite aware we're dying
come on let me hold you touch you feel you always kiss you taste you all night always
always always

almost

Dam! my last post is taking so long to complete

since I can't upload all the pics yet...........

Rules:*1. Those who get tagged must answer the question about themselves.
*2. At the end of the post, tag 10 people except the person who tagged you(tagger).*
3. Continue this game by sending to other people.(refer to rule No.2)

Time: 5:45 pm
Name: hakim
Age/Birthday: 15, 12/13/93. It's a celebrated day in a land on a continent on the other side of the world
School: skipped

Elder sisters: nay
Younger sisters: one whose nuts and slightly over dramatic
Elder brothers: ariff aka Skema King, formerly known as Godzilla
Younger brothers: check

Favourite liquids[drinks]: ice cream soda+tabasco+squashed peaches= mocktail of the year
Favourite consumables[food]: none. seriously
Favourite place to sleep: my butt on the stool with my head and feet touching the floor

Flying?: I'm like a bird, I always fly awayyyyyyyyyy
Swimming/Diving?: totally in for swimming. Me cuz and I used to swim whole days when we were in Penang. By night my skin and hair would sport the same colour.

How much friends in MSN?: no msn la.........
Couple?: my mind's set it to a nay. But some came close to changing it to a yay
Loved ones?: ALLAH, family, some friends, guitar, drums, picks and sticks, blink 182, carls jr, fire, pool, bed, apples, bicycle, receipts, music.

Get kicked on the butt: I kick ass, but never kicked in the ass. You'll Never Get Me!!!!
Allergic?: dust. once I sneezed a hole thru my handkerchief cuz I inhaled some dust while cleaning my room
Gastric?: had one during Hari Raya

Whole fortune: what's a whole fortune?
Age of marriage?: ideal : Im already married-to myself, but maybe I'll divorce and God hooks me up with a nice girl. no?
Children wanted?: 2. I can't do myself so I'll adopt
Age of death?: 63 would be nice. It's all God's in will though.

Animals in house?: I've had cats, hamsters, rabbits, fishes blah3. they all died
Longest fingernail ever kept : 1/2 a cm
Wanted birthday present : one way ticket to heaven

Q: In your dream, a god tells you that you are a billionaire in your dream world and gives you a wish. What would you wish for?
A: I'd give a way my wealth to the more needy. then for my wish I'd ask God to give me a million more wishes

I tag idzham

The other day...............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBFlxbbcTgE

without consent

Pick The Month You Were Born In:



1( Jan) - i stabbed

2 ( Feb) - i robbed

3 ( Mar) - I shot

4 ( Apr) - I banged

5 ( May) - I slapped

6 ( June) - I ran shirt less with

7 ( July) - i hugged

8 ( Aug) - I smoked with

9 ( Sept) - I raped

10 ( Oct) - I kissed

11 ( Nov) - I killed

12 ( Dec) - I am





Pick the day ( number) you were born on:



01 - a rock star

02 - a bag of weed

03 - a toothbrush

04 - a homeless guy

05 -a hobo

06 - Paris Hilton

07 - the one that i love

08 - a whore

09 - my mum

10 - a gangsta

11 - my Boyfriend

12 - a hottie

13- a crack head

14- your girlfriend

15- a condom

16 - a slut

17 - my ex boyfriend

18 - a sexy B0YY

19 - an Easter egg

20 - a snowman

21 - a spatula

22 - my crush

23 - yo momma

24 - Barney the Dinosaur!

25 - a teletubby

26 - a woman

27 - a mop

28 - the trojan man

29 - my hoe

30 -the cookie monster

31- a man





Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:



Yellow - because i love weed

White - because my girlfriend told me to

Black - because im awesome

Pink - because i got raped

Turquoise- because i like to snort cocaine

Brown- because i like shoelaces

Polka Dots - because I am a tranny

Purple - because I'm gay

Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs

Other - because I'm retarded

Green - because that bum stole my taco

Orange - because i am a mexican

Red- because I am crazy like that

Blue - because im good in bed

Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver

Graphic- because the gummy bears raped me

None- because i have a killer six pack!

toDEY

I love the rain.
You know it's true.
But I wish it hadn't rained today
Now I can't accomplish what I had hoped to.

today before tuesday

I officially declare myself not being able to wake up early mornings.

I opened my eyes at 10 am.
mandi n everything then left to PV.
Got there at about 10:30 am.
Bought 5 tickets to M vs A 3d cause I had too much money with me.

1 and a half hours till showtime.

Jalan-jalan around there for a bit.
Dem PV is such a lame place.
Saw a lot of stuff I wanted to get for a lot of people.
But then I'd have to carry a lot of stuff into the cinema if I had bought them.

Clock finally struck twelve.

Went to the snacks counter and bought a large popcorn combo with two drinks.
I gave one of the drinks to the rather okay kinda pretty lady behind me.

The movie, I've got to say, was so violent.
In a cool way.
3d effects were cun la shall I say.

105 minutes of eye sore later the movie ended.
Went downstairs to eat at me favorite burger joint, Carls Jr.
Munched down 25 bucks of heaven.

Still got time.
So I went to Bentley.
Tried some Chinas there but dem they're costly.
Then one of the shop keepers took a Strat and played intro of stairway to heaven.
Cun gile.
Bought a red guitar strap to match my guitar.

Walked back to klcc to board lrt home.
Saw loads of people from S5 and my old school.
Some were smoking, others were walking in mobs, scaring little children away.

Fuh, penatnya.
Finally boarded the train.

pictures are still in the phone

another day another story

My cousin dropped by today.

And he sorta kinda almost just nearly looks like this guy.

Only more violent in the flesh
well at least some 25 years from now he'd turn into that.

vampire fangs

that's what I'm wearing this very second.

they're black
they're long
they're pointy
they're drumsticks

can't stop chewing them
they taste so godsmack salty.
every pair carries a different taste

think jellybeans
just very long
sticking out of your mouth
non chewable
inedible

____________________________________________________________________


Temperature 18 degrees.
Altitude I'd say 90 metres above sea
Wind speed -0
Location KL

Snort!

Bloody nose.
bloody cold.
Bloody headache.

I'm walking into a hospital
Should i even be bothered?
There's an abundance of doctors here.
Surely any of them could do something to relieve my suffering.

Nah

I was carrying my bag up to the 3rd floor.
Tonight I was staying with my grandma in her ward.
Mind you but her ward was such a lava hot place to be in.
My mom spent the night there the other day.
She claimed to have nearly freezed to death.

What?

Feels like another hot day in my stuffy room with the fan turned off.

nevermind that.

All i had to do was take my jacket off.

She was still asleep.
I took a seat and senyap-senyap ate her sandwich.

Lapar lagi la

I opened the closet ad found a stash of maggi.

Apa lagi?
Tibai sampai habis

Crop I messed up the table.
Wipe wipe wipe.

Now do the dishes.
Soap soap soap.
Wipe wipe wipe.

One of the cups dropped to the floor.

Crop!

She woke up.

First thing she said
Hakim, buat maggi. Tok lapar ni.

I had just finished the last packet.

Tok , maggi dah habis lah.

Hah? semalam Tok ingat ade lagi.

Ade hantu makan kot.

Hospital kan banyak setan sikit.

Then she looked at me right in the eyes

Hakim. Ade kari kat baju.
Datang dari mane tu?

Oh hot dem!

She found out.

Then I sighed and confessed.

Tok, tadi ade nurse datang kemas bilik. Dia nampak maggi tinggal sepeket.pastu dia suruh Hakim makan sebab kalo tak die nak buang.
Jadi terpaksalah.
Kalo bazir nanti berdosa.

Then she hit me in the head.

Pergi kemas pinggan cepat!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Tok.................................

Dem sleepy that night.

I was asleep by just 12:45 am.
What an astonishing feat.
Maybe it was because golf was on tv.

Woke up later at 7 am.

Ngantuk gile babeng.

A nurse came in with brakfast.
Hers not mine.

So I waited.

And waited.

She got of her bed and went into the toilet.

Now's my chance

I quickly wollaped half her capati in one bite.

I swallowed and quickly got back to the recliner I was lying on.

She came out and saw her plate.

What is this!?

I left with the whole bread there and now only half's left?!

So I said
Nurse tu datang lagi sekali

some space

How can I miss you
If you don't go away from me
Can't i miss you
It's only for a day
Just for a while
Just for today

Remember the colours.

1. God of Fire Emir
2. Liana
3. Nelly
4. Aiman
5. Suba
6. Steffi
7. Aqil
8. Skema king
9. hidayatul
10. Joanne
    

1. Would you date number 5?

-I'd first jump off KLCC, the get run over by a train, then crash into a Boeing 747, Get blown up by a nuke, then launched to the sun to bet burned. It's not taht i don't like you, It's just that I only date singles

2. Number 2 just got in a car crash. How do you react?

- I'd die

3. You see number 9 with your boy/girlfriend. What do you do?

- I don't know cause I don't have either

4. You come home and your room has been ransacked by number 4.

- I'd give him a pedigree then a tombstone then RKO the swanton bomb then people's elbow then stunner the batista bomb then german suplex then top it off with sharpshooter. He wouldn't mind. He'd just laugh cause he's only a year old

5. Number 1 is acting weird.

- Cause he has a lighter in his hands

6. Numbers 3 and 8 decide to give 10 a haircut

- She'd scream

7. Number 7 just got tickets for him/her and ask you to go to a concert.

- I'll trade the tickeys for a Gibson. Sorry

8. Number 10 takes you to a bar

-I'd walk out

9. Number 4 has to move to the other side of the world

- I will follow you....

10. You and number 8 are being chased by the cops for an unknown reason

- I'll trip him so he gets caught and get away

11. Number 5 asks you out to dinner

-Well if she's paying, then....

12. Number 9 and you are sitting on a bus

- Hey, how's life?

13. Number 6 calls you in the middle of the night because he/she can't sleep

- We'll be chatting all night.

14. Your walking with someone and number 6 runs up and tackles you to the ground from behind

- I'd apologize and keep walking

15. Number 1 is crying one day and you ask him/her why and it seems their boy/girlfriend has dumped them

- You stay here. I'll go burn her head off

16. Number 2 offers to bake you a meal. As you sit in the other room, the kitchen is suddenly aflame

- I'll get both of us out of the house. Ten years after I'll tell her that I started the fire. sorry

17. Number 4 comes to your door one day holding a koala

- I'll give it a lighter to play with

18. Number 4 just got you an X-Box

- Okay, now. When does the warranty expire?

19. Number 9 challenges you to a children's card game!

- tak cukup tua lagi ke hah?

20. Number 1 thinks he/she's overweight

- because he is. Checkoout his belly. Dem

21. Number 7 looks lonely!

- He always is

22. Number 2 asks you rudely to go leave her/him alone

- If it makes her happy then I'll go

23. Numbers 5 and 3 decide to throw a surprise party for you

- I wouldn't attend it so you don't have to bother. sorry

24. Number 6 decide to dye their hair black. What do you say to that?

- We'll see if it gets blacker than it already is

25. Number 2 tells you he/she is going to go out for a while, and then later you hear about a shooting where 2 went

- I'd make my way there with my guns

26. You catch number 9 by him/herself, crying

- I'd sit right next to her

27. Numbers 1 , 3 , 5, and 6 all tackle you at once!

- I'd run all the way to the moon

the spell of June

The 2nd

So woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Emo and grumpy all day.

I felt like killing everyone with the plastic spoon in my hand.

Darn the whole world.

Why you may ask?

Because the same petty pathetic problems keep landing on my shoulders.

Every time I get to the peak of solving them something would go horribly wrong.

Every single time i try to say or do anything I'd mess up.

When that happens others will get hurt.

Knowing that I had dissapointed and upset these dear people burns a giant hole thru my heart and my mind.

I'm being driven out of my bloody head.

And typing this isn't making anything better.

The 3rd



8:00 am

Woke up on the ugly side of bed again.

What am I, jinxed or something?

God my head hurts.

My hair was all over the place.

10:00 am.

Hakim cepat mandi. Dah nak pergi dah ni.

Forcefully my body dragged itself towards into the bath.

Turned the tap and let the water run.

Nice to feel cold water over my body.

I was so dizzy that I forgot to take my pants of before showering.

Boxers just about to get wet now.

11:05 am

Left for 1U.

We were supposed to eat at Shogun.

Unfortunately the place was in full house.

So we canceled our reservation and went down a floor to Carl's Jr for a bite.

11:30 am

We ordered a 300 ring it bill.

I alone chowed down 50 buckeroos.

I was still hungry so I ate another giant burger.

Buuuuuurpp!!!

12:20 pm

Stopped at a clothing outlet.

Didn't find anythin I liked tho.

12:50 pm

Later went up to the batting cages.

Finally got to take up bat after years of absence of baseball in my life.

Swing swing swing.

I hit homeruns one by one.

Each for every one of the ingredients mixing up to a massive head and heart ache that's slowly consuming me.

I only wish I were hitting some heads instead of balls.

That released much stress out of my mind.

The 4th

6:30 am

Mami.... What time is it?

Never have I woken up this early on a thursday

Air liur basi all over my face

Snort!

Took my ablution and prayed.

Then dropped asleep on the prayer map.

Hakim bangun dah awal pagi dah ni.

Isn't awal pagi the time when the whole world is supposed to be asleep?

What the heck!

Went upstairs and gorrrenged the guitar for a bit.

11:10 am

Showered and went to YTM Tunku Abd Rahman's kelab bolf negara for breakfast a lunch(brunch) at the same time.

I turned up my lighter at full flame under the table to keep the dim sum warm.

Smells like something's burning. nevermind

Buurrrrppp!!!!!

Well i can say I've gotten fat now.

12:30 pm

Then we went off to usj18, my cousin's old house.

We were there to trim(more like chopping the whole thing off) the rubber tree in his garden.

vroom! vroom!

My unc fired up his chainsaw.

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

DZZZZZZZZZZZZZGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!

One by one the branches fell smack on the road.

Oh MADE@^&%#!!

The tree yelled in agony.

Forgive us Lord.

Forgive us Oh wise big strong masterful chunk of wood shooting out of the rocky soil right next to the toilet in usj18 subang selangor malaysia.

OH CRAP!!!!

SHITE!!!!

GET OFF ME YOU FILTHY LAND LUBBER!!!!!

Fire ants were crawling under my shirt and pants.

Bitting where it hurts the most

THe

2:45 pm

Showered and got my pay of 60 bucks.

3:00 pm

Went to eat chendol.

Sedap gile macam taik kucing.

I've never eaten white chendol ever

Such a racist chendol vendor.

What's happening in the world nowadays.

3:40 pm

Went to check out some music stores in damansara.

I saw the most unusual drumsticks in my life.

First there was a pair made entirely out of metal.

Made In China

No wonder.

I'd destroy a kit with those sticks.

But nothing could prepare me for what I discovered next.

A pair of 4 feet long drumsticks!

Each weighing 5 kilos.

Drummer manelah yang ganaz nak mampos ni.

Mestilah Aku! lol

Left the store with a handful of picks cuz boon hoe lost my last one.

4:40 pm

Went to another music store near pasar seni.

There were guitars still in their packages displayed right outside the store.

Dem doesn't the owner care about his guitars?

So I stepped in.

Dem right he doesn't give scrap.

He's got truck loads of Gibsons, Fenders, Ibanezes all cramped in such a small lot.

There's even a replica of Paul McCartney's bass.

His guitar collection must surely cost over 500K.

Mmlllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllleeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh.........

I was drooling over his brushed silver Les Paul.

Till I saw the price tag.

6600 godsmack ring it.

I'll buy three.

Then buy out the rest of his guitars.

6:00 pm

Went went to the hospital to see my grandma.

My widdle Cuz Aiman(gangsta mafia boss) ran amok around the hospital.

I thought I'd joke around so I told hm to kill one of the patients.

With an angry face he stomped into the closest ward.

Oh sh1te!!

He was actually gonna kill the guy.

I took him away but he insisted to murder.

My 1-n-a-half-year-old baby cuz is a hitman.

AWSOME

8:30 pm

Went home and ate durian.

Chintok, 101, udang merah, kampung and every species of durian in existence.

9:00 pm

Went to unc lan's studio to jam.

Out of nowhere my unc, UncAwo came out of the toilet and said,

Lan cuba check tandas kau, ade orang kencing bersepah-sepah.

9:10 pm

Strapped on the guitar and played like a rockstar.

Then took up the drumsticks and bashed on the kit.

10:00 pm

Went home and died on the bed.

The 5th

7:38 am

Is it morning already?

Who am I?

Where am I?

Apparently the bed sheet was covering my whole face.

Plunk!

Ouch!

My cousin had knocked my head to break off the morning blues I had.

8:00 am

left for Sg. Salak to fish.

I never knew that 20 minutes a way from uban Gombak lies a totally kampung area.

I felt like I was somewhere just outside the forests of Pahang on a road built by little people who'd just bloomed into a civilized commuity.

Magnificent.

Pon! Pon! (no, it's not misspelled for anything you might be thinking of)

A large group of chinese touirist (*I presume) were walking in the middle of the road.

As we passed them I made a cool face and showed a peace with my fingers.

That's when all the girls went crazy.

8:35 am

The water was rather clear.

I could see some sand at the bottom of it, yup a lot af sand.

Great Scott!!

The shrimp we were using as bait are dead.

Lantaklah...............

I hooked them up and cast the line.

8:50 am

9:00 am

Godsamck fish!!!

Eat the stinking bait already!!

Yeah it's supposed to be dead!!

You eat live shrimp now?!!

10:00 am

I was still cursing the fishes

10:10 am

I jumped into the water and tried to grab the fishies with my greasy hands,

10:15 am

Kang aku kencing kat korang.

I got so fed up and was so close to taking off my pants when suddenly......

Some midget African guy in his panties came out of the bushes with a spear, katana, and m16.

Bloddy Bop Bangers!!!

I pulled up my pants and ran staright into the car.

10:50

Went home.

Showered and wrote a draft of this post.

5:00 pm (couldn't remember anything in between)

Went to the playbround with God of Fire E and cuz Aimi.

We left her to play alone while we tried to burn the playground.

Too bad cause I couldn't hold the fire long enough to incinerate the area.

My angelic fingers nearly got burnt.

5:40 pm

We had to leave cause little Aimi was scared of our insane antiques.

6:10 pm

God what a long walk.

6:25 pm

Left for home. my real home.

6:30 pm

Got home. To my real home.

8:10 pm

Arrived at school for taekwondo.

I was scouting for the Korean trainer.

That dude is simply obsessed with taekwondo.

On some occasions we had to stay and train fo three hours.

Get a life man!

8:17 pm approximately ( I had to take of my watch for training)

Suba?

She's in taekwondo too?

I never knew.

minutes past 8:17 pm

Suganya came.

She too?

The 2 people I least expected to show up at our class.

9:00 pm perhaps

Poomse training.

We had to practice our patterns for the upcoming exam.

The five of you do taegeuk 8, by number. Ready?

Suba and Suganya looked clueless.

Amir, do it slowly so I can follow.

Well frankly ladies I'm not sure about the pattern myself.

My face was turning blue holding myself from laughing.

Amir, do what now?

Just tembak only lah....

1:20 am

posted this darned article

sunset over gombak

I wanna stop blogging

Burp Dee Dap

First post of June everybody!

What a lame day

She didn't pick up.

haih~

31

30

dope

Woke up.
Clock was reading about 8 am.

AAAAAAAAAAAAArghhhHH
My head.
I feel sick.

I got up and faced the mirror.

God, I even look sick.

My face was still stained by mascara eyeliner markings.
My hair was rock solid from all the hairspray I sprayed on.
My eyes were as black as a mouse.

My cousin and I.
The night before, we ransacked through our grandma's dressing table.
Treasure we encountered.
Lipstick, mascara, hairspray, gloss, hair gel, eyeliner, all you'd expect to find on a stylist's dressing table, all fell to our sinful hands.

Ooooooh..... Ultra hold hairspray.
A must try item to keep hair standing under the rainy weather of KL.
Tssssst.....Tssssssssst
a little fixing here and there.
half a can sprayed on my head now.
Hmmmmmmm... Just a quarter of the can more would just about do it.
Tsssst....Tssst
The perfect look.

Hey look! a pair of shades
I need to change my look to match it

Tsssssssst.......Tssssssssst
I sprayed the rest of the can on.
Just right.

Oooooooh. Mascara.
A little bit on my lashes.
The rest on my face.
Celik-celik sekali dua.
A side burn.
Celik-celik sekali dua.
Overgrown connected eyebrows.
Mascara ink draws such perfect fake facial hair.

Lipstick. Damned lipstick
Mmmmm... kinda salty

Lmmmmmmmmmllmmmm

Crap!

I pressed it too hard on on my lips that I flattened the tip.
Lucky she's not here right now.
If she ever reads this she'd skin me and stuff me in a shredder.

You're looking so fine Hakim.
Yeah!

I now can proudly confess to be my grandma's grandson

Bring On The Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My cousin and I just got home from the mosque.
Played some games a bit.
Nothing to do la.
Damn bored.

Hei Idzham, jom pegi beli lighter.

We immediately left to Shell.
I bought 4 lighters.
A miniscule amount.
But enough to burn a whole through someone's head.

I paid at the counter with a 50 and almost walked out leaving my lighters on the counter.
Hakim, tak ambik baki ke?
whoa!
I nearly left 43 bucks without noticing.

Soon night fell.
And we found ourselves at our uncle's house for dinner.
That giant steamed fish I had was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...................
I ate enough too keep myself seated in the toilet for hours.
Habis pun.
Everyone was now settling the food down .

Him and I sneaked out with our modified lighters, shieldtox, ridsect, OFF.
What's been kept in for months now could finally se UNLEASHED!

Crickets, cockroaches, caterpillars, frogs, cats, trees, our stubby fingers, cars, big balls.
Everything we could get hold of.
They each fell victim to our pyrolyzer hands.

Whoever's reading, be thankful that my lighters are dead.

My hands are slightly burnt a bit here and there.
Do I give a damn?
HELL NO!!!!!
HELL YEAH!!!!

Dreams do come true

I couldn't sleep.

I was jumping up and down on my bed, thinking of the blood pumping day tomorrow would be

It was around 1 am that I finally slept.

I could still remember the dream I had that night.

kriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnggggggggg!!!!!!!!!

Of fer cryin out loud! shut up will ya!

My alarm was bleeding my ears with its dreadful ring.

Got up with one eye barely open, brushed, showered, headed to the dining area.

What 'ave ye ruslted for I?

My slaves then presented me with a seven course breakfast of sushi, turkey, truck load of chicken, apple pie, apple creme puffs, apple juice, apple stuffed turkey, apples, and, well thats all I recall.

You have served me well my apprentices...........

So can we get our pay now?

What?! @#&%^ off!! U fools ain't gettin nothing from me!!

zoouuuu euzzzzeeee zshiiaouuuuuuu (lightsaber sound)

Yeah fool! stay on da floor where ya sposed to B at!

Pitiful creatures.

Majestically I strode out my utmost enormous mansion towards my garage.

Parked there was an array of artilery equipped vehicles to chose from. 

Any of which could single-handedly butcher Bond's puny Aston.

With such marvels to chose from I could only settle for the best, my shiny red Kancil :)

All of a sudden lightning struck a tree right above my car and it fell on me to my death.

It was 6am.

My mom woke me from my beautiful dream.

I changed, solat then prayed to God for safety for the day, at least.

I was going to need all the blessin I can get.

At 8am sharp my dad and I left to SIC right after breakfast.

The few RX8s, Beemers, Porshes, and Superamericas didn't fill up much space at the carpark.

Sepang wasn't as hyped as i'd always thought it was.

It almost looks deserted actually.

The registry table was one receptionist short.

helloooooo!

takde org ke?

Out of the blue some guy came to register us.

Did he just like dropped from the ceiling or sumthin?

My dad then joined his collegues for a chat.

Amongst us I was the only kid.

koooooooooooooooooooooliO

i just turned lazy so the rest of the post i've shortened

We were led to a large patch of tarmac where 7 Cayman Ss were parked each with SIDRA stickers and bodypaint.

Every participant except me were handed keys and an instructor each and got to drive around cones n stuff.

Some went way off the third bend.

My dad clocked in a minute 20 secs.

The fastest of the day had a time of 1:16 but Karamjit Singh who was an instructor said that even that was slow.

After that sessions we went to the Sepang circuit which was the sole reason anyone would even bother to care for about this piece of asphalt-to race.

Again I was not allowed to drive instead I could just wath them from the side.

As I watched from nowhere a lovely looking lady came and stood next to me.

i was like is she having a photo shoot here?

then she said why are you just standing here.

Well I could ask the same about you.

I'm a driving instructor.

What the crap?! someone with a face like that to be working at a race track?

Thats doesn't sound right.

I'm not allowed to drive. Just cuz i'm still a kid.

I'm being pushed aside from instructin cuz everyone thinks I belong on a magazine cover.

............................

How's about we head to the track

You kidding me? Let's go right now!

There were 2 test cars available.

She had the authority to drive me around the track.

We stepped into the first car and she fired up the engine with a mifghty roar.

Into first and away we go.

After the first bend she stopped the car and told me to switch places.

What?! Gile ke minah ni?!

The hell with it.

I won't let this opportunity pass.

As i sat on the driver's seat I was kept wondering, is she a freaggin psycho or something? Maybe she was on drugs. Maybe the heat was startin to get to her brain.

This was the first and probably the last time I'd get to drive around Sepang in a Porsche at 250km/h at this age.

I switched to N, revved past 6000rpm switched to first and let the tires rip.

The smell of burning rubber filled the cabin.

The car alshed forwards with so much brute force the whole world felt like it was left behind.

The sudden rush was so intense that i let out a loud, hysterical, synister laugh.

The more I drove the more daring I became.

I was gunning down the corners, faster and faster everytime.

7 cars I passed in just 29 corners.

I was speeding down a stright when i saw a blue coloured 911driven by one of Sapura Holding's CEOs.

I closed the gap, blazing on his trail trying to arouse intimidacy in him.

It worked.

He opened up the revs and sped a head.

This is gonna be fun.

We drove a lap with me close enough to him to sniff his buttocks.

Cmon move your arse already!

I had a few chances to pass but he kept blocking my clearence.

On the 2nd straight I stomped on the gas and shifted as fast as I could in hopes of catching up, but his Turbo was too powerful compared to what I was driving.

With 50m in the lead we headed to the last bend.

Luck was finally on my side as he braked too hard and too early.

Right now.

My golden ticket to victory.

There was a wide opening infront of me.

I took my foot of the pedal and glided round the apex.

Halway into the turn I hit the brahes real hard and down shifted from fourth to second.

The engined stalled so much that it redlined past 8000rpm.

At just the right moment I stomped the throttle with both feet pushing it as far as it could go.

The dial climbed all the way up to 210km/h.

We were neck and neck, edging closer to the finish.

The 10 second dose of adrenaline ecstasy finally ended in either a tie or one of us edged the other with the margin of a pebble.

1026 words I think

God forsaken favortism

Got home from school.

For the following one and ahalf hours all I could do was to have my lunch, pray and a few minutes so start on my homework.

Pretty soon I found myself on the school field straping on my football boots

Football tryouts started early that day.

The teacher/the so called coach wasn't there yet.

I, myself was already 20 minutes late.

How disciplined was he?

It was dark.

From what I could see it was just a mater of moments before rain would shower the earth.

So, we started without him.

We began to jog around the pitch.

5, 10, 15, 20 minutes.

Rain was falling heavier by the second.

Some were jogging looking half dead.

Others were lying on the grass gasping for air but rain seeped into their lungs instead.

I continued, ignoring the whole world.

The 'coach' was standing under the astaka.

Cursing and yelling at us.

I shouted Shut the@($*%!@up!!!!!!! and made sure he heard it.

He gave me a burning glare and said some crap while his head nearly exploded with rage.

I said 'ya! betul tu cikgu!'

The hell with him.

We finally started training.

But i wasn't played.

Instead he just ordered me to the sidelines.

I couldn't really care much.

I was too pissed off to play.

I just watch the others making complete idiots of themslves.

Only a few really stood out from the pack.

The rest were just filling the empty space in between them.

They've played  for an hour now.

I wasn't about to let this just happen.

So Sabqi and i both jus stepped into the game as defenders.

For the first time in years my playing turned aggresive.

Every other player who unluckily venrured into my territory I chased and brought down.

For the entire 30 minutes the both of us defended the keeper was just lying down playing with himself.

Despite our glorious feat neither of us were selected.

Some other knuckle heads who could barely pass the ball properly were chosen instead.

He told me I didn't play with balls.

I've got enough balls to rip your head off.

Don't make me try.