what happened just now

i wrote crap poems

right after doing chin-ups

did that make any sense?

unWind

finally

i'm just gonna go shower under the rain

natural disaster

sick

delusioning

exhausted

why la?

it's one of the days to feel emo

i've been in a state of emolution for 2 days straight now

i can't even breathe right

i'm fine with being emo as long as no one cares

but why is it that they, you, even wonder why i'm so?

what's worse is that some simply couldn't resist bothering me as i lay asleep on the table or when i'm staring far off into eternity

just let me be will ya

i have my off days too

I've got a stomach ache

Damn PJK is so gonna kill me tomorrow

May I.......................

r.i.p.

.

STEFFI

did that make your day?

what happened yesterday

I was so freaggin bored.

Nothing better to do, really.

Know what I did?

I went to the garden with a spoon and started digging for gold.

Instead of glittering chunks of valuable metal, I found something else.

Something out of this world.

Something neither you nor I would've imagined to ever stumble upon.

 

 

I found this.................

A freaggin T-Rex skull

I could sell this for millions

The first dino skull ever unearthed in Malaysia!

I'd be headlining the news everywhere

THE BOY WHO DUG OUT A T-REX SKULL FROM HIS GARDEN WItH A PLASTIC SPOON OUT OF BOREDOM!

I'd be living with all the fame and money a kid could only dream of!

But then,

the earth rumbled,

skies tore apart,

wind blew viciously.

 

Just when I had started to fantasize myself among the rich 

and famous......

Whoooaah!!!!!!!!!!!

100,000 volts of lightning surged my whole body.

(a loud sceam echoed somewhere in the deep caverns of Batu Caves)

All was black..........

what happened yesterday-2

Klunk. Ouch!! Klunk. Will you stop it!?

I thought it was my mom knocking on my head, trying to wa

ke me up.

Okay, okay I'm awake already.

I opened my eyes.

Waaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

A pterodactyl was trying to punture my cranium with it's beak.

Good birdie........Go fly back to your mama..........Don't make

 me slay you........

I said. Trembling.

My hand gabbed hold of a rock.

I told you to go home.

With all my might I swung the rock straight to it's head.

BEDEBABOM!!!!

It's head exploded into smitherines.

Blood rained.

 

 Blech

Where the Hell am I?

I better get outta here.

It seemes that I was in the dino world.

There were no signs of civilisation nor any humans in fact.

What to do?

I just ran and kept on running.

what happened yesterday-3

I kept on runing and running until........

Bedebush!!

Oargh!

What in the world was that?

It feels hairy.

Then I looked up.

Wwaaattcchhhatooooooiieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

A giant tarantula!

 He was friendly though, so he let me take a picture with him

He became my new best friend.

here's a picture of his pet goldfish

For years we were inseperable.

Until..........

JENG JENG JENG(drumroll)........................

T-REX came to eat us.

 

The tarantula or Bulu Man as I like to call him jumped of to safety leaving me behind.

You hairy useless 8 eyed freak!!!!!!!

 

Now I had to face a big fat cicak on my own.............

 

what happened yesterday-finale

Cicak Besar vs Me

 

 

Bring it on big guy!!!!!!!!!!

Round One

My Forkin arm!!!!!!!

it nearly bit it off

 

Round Two

 

I wasn’t about to give up so I used my………………

 

 

SUPPA DUPPA PUNCH IN THE FACE AND BREAK ALL YOUR TEETH ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(with a grin)

KerPow!!

That felt really good

 

The Big Cicak came crashing down to earth

Besheeeeee booooooooooooommmmmmm!!!!!!

 

Look at all his teeth I broke……….

Plunk!!!

 

Ouch!

Then I woke up.

Hey! I’m back in my own time.

Now I can blog about the whole thing!

i dont wanna write

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